Jenny! oh, Jenny! Joy! oh, joy!
A one woman man is what I want to be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Hey! oh! hey! oh!

Officer Jenny, oh, can't ya see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Joy! the diegnoses is bleek
When I see your face my knees get week
This can't go on! enough is enough! (enough is enough)
I gotta pick one no matter how tough

It's time for eeny meeny miny mo
But what a second (wait a second) what's her name
I just gotta know, I just gotta know!

Jenny! oh, Jenny! Joy! oh, joy!
A one woman man is what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!