Hey kids are you tired
Of eating fruits and vegetables?
Are you sick of taking your vitamins?
Fed up with brushing your teeth night after night?
Then tell your parents to take you down

To Molly Mcdolly's burger shack
Home of the original unhappy meal
If you aren't satisfied with your meal
Remember what Molly Mcdolly says
You'll keep coming back for more

You'll do anything I say when I talk, you believe it
Feed you bullshit all day
'Cause I know you will eat it
You see me on your television screen
You say my name so proudly
I could be the girl of your dreams
So tell your parents about me

Are you happy now?
Do you like being ignored? (ignored)
I make you unhappy now
But you keep coming back for more (for more)
Eat your heart out
Throw it up all on the floor (floor)

Are you happy now?
Are you happy with your unhappy meal?
Are you happy with your unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy meal?
Are you happy with your unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy meal?