Room service
Yeah, hi, this is room 3000
Can I order some room service?
I'd like a really hot guy with ripped abs, please
And how would you like that?
With no drama, preferably
Certainly...
Can I also get a plate of love and owl
A zebra and a sewing kit to mend a broken heart
And a bottle of your finest fabulous, please
A fabulous coming up
Thank you, thank you, thank you