Got two dogs and a bottle of krazy glue
I’ve got two dogs and a bottle of krazy glue
Can’t think of much that I’d rather do
When I’ve got two dogs and a bottle of krazy glue
I’d glue ‘em together
And I’d get two dogs who were better than ever
I’d get two dogs
Together forever

I’ve got two cavemen and ten feet of rope
Don’t got no beer and I don’t got no dope
But I’ve got two cavemen and ten feet of rope
And so I’d tie them together
And I’d get two cavemen who were better than ever
I’d tie them together
And I’d get two cavemen
Together forever

Well I’ve got one me and I’ve you
I’ve got one me and I’ve you
Don’t got no rope or no krazy glue
Let’s stick together
We’ll be two people who were better than ever
Let’s stick together
And we’ll be two people
Together forever