she's a cool blonde scheming bitch
she makes my body twitch
walking down the corridor
you can hear her stilettos click
i want her so much i feel sick
the girl can't help it, she really can't help it now

it's like a highschool, highschool confidential

teenage brandos stalk her in the halls
they tease her with cat calls
she's a combination anita eckberg, mamie van doren

dagmar highschool confidential

what's the principal doin' with her who's that girl
is she screwing with her
what's her perfume: tigress by fabergé
she makes me cream my jeans
when she's coming my way

she drives a candy pink cadillac
if i don't get her soon, i'll have a heart attack
when she flashes me a look i wanna burn my books
givin'up, givin'up, givin'up high-high-high..